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Ok so not a pleasant question for you guys, but one I must ask. I was deployed for a few months overseas with the Coast Guard earlier this year. Unfortunately my wife decided I was gone too long and found love in the arms of another man. I have cried my tears and now emotionally moved on. So the good part is that I get to keep the 2320!!

Bad part is:

#1 It was named after her
#2 A lot of memories in that boat

So for awhile I thought that I was going to sell the boat because of the memories. The more I thought about it, I realized that I could keep the boat if I made some changes. So;

#1 Change boat name!!!
#2 Remove port pilothouse bench seat

Ok I know the pilot house bench seat part sounds funny, but it goes, or the boat goes with it. I love the boat, so bye bye bench seat.

Question for you guys, what do you all think I should name her and what should go in the place of the bench? Anyone want a used bench seat!!!
 
Name the boat "I'm Free"

Leave the seat and make some new memories on it.
 
Out a here!
Great Escape!
Free Bird!

Sea Ya!

:lol:
 
I can't name her for you but take out the bench seat and put a sink and microwave and coffee pot. Or take bench cut in half get redone and put table in middle. I saw a post where someone did that???
 
Put "Not" at end.

Or put "Was" at beginning.

Or "Anybody but Name".

Or "I got the dog".

Or "Divorce Decree".

Or "No In-Laws".

Or "New Hole".

Or "Dragging Name".

Or "Name chum".

Or "Which Name" or "Witch Name".

Or "Kept the boat".

Or "Sailing without her".

Your question could cause a lot of replies.

I got into boating awhile ago after a divorce and having free time.

She found a Coast Guard sucker, though they are still together so love is grand and there is someone for everyone! Mine is named after my daughter.

I am approaching the end of about 20 years of child support later this summer. After that, my daughter gets money straight from me, not through the ex-darling.

Good luck.

Dana
 
"Better Hole".

"Faithful Girl".

"New Beginning".

"Better Days".

"Don't Look Back".

"She's Easy".

""She Swallows".

"She Takes on All".

Dana
 
"This One's Faithful", or "She's Faithful".

"Released from Matrimony".

"Permanent Separation".

"Spread 'Em".

"Enter From the Rear".

"What Did I Just Run Over", or "What Did I Just Hit".

"No Ball and Chain".

"No Montlhly Cycle".

I have to go out, interesting day, brain exercise.

Dana
 
Before I go, think positive as they said.

Disclaimer on any listed anyone doesn't like.

Look for a new person to name it for or put an interim name in cheap vinyl that comes off.

Or ask a female to name it?!

Just pick a good one, good woman, and then a good name.

Consider that you got your practice round in, and now it is the big show.

"Not Damaged Goods".

"Found a Good One".

"Always Forward"

"Moving Up"

"One Strike"

"No Beneficiary"

"New Beneficiary"

"On Display"

"Shopping"

"Cut Her Loose"

"Wasn't a keeper"

"She Wore out"

"No Guarantees"

"Warranty Cancelled"

Dana
 
DON'T name it after another woman. You've been there done that! Unless maybe good ole mom.
 
Here's a good one?

"She Cut Bait"

How about for you, "Open For Pleasure"

"Forever Came Early"

Get another boat name, move on, enjoy things, find a new friend that will want to use the boat.

Dana
 
pelagic2530":2g0n0xev said:
"Her loss", "Other Woman" or an unflattering use of her name. replace bench seat with a brass pole 8)
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Replace bench seat with Brass Pole.. roflmao that's good Pelagic,Thats real Goooood
 
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