striperon
Well-known member
In this PC world, I am sure I will offend someone. I am just passing this along, it made me smile. If you don't have a sense of humor, I am truly sorry for you. At least this is about a fisherman.
A fisherman from Maine gets pulled over by a New Hampshire State Trooper for speeding. The trooper started to lecture the fisherman about his speeding, and began to throw his weight around to try to make the fisherman feel uncomfortable.
Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was doing
that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The fisherman says, "Havin' some problem with them circle flies?"
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's
what they're called. But I've never heard of circle flies."
"Well, sir," the fisherman replies, "circle flies hang around
farms. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found
circling around the back end of a horse."
The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. But, a moment
later he stops and asks, "Are you callin' me a horse's ass?"
"No, sir," the fisherman replies, " Have too much respect for law
enforcement to call you a horse's ass."
"That's a good thing," the Trooper says and goes back to writing the
ticket.
After a long pause, the fisherman, in his best Maine drawl says,
"Hard to fool them flies though."
A fisherman from Maine gets pulled over by a New Hampshire State Trooper for speeding. The trooper started to lecture the fisherman about his speeding, and began to throw his weight around to try to make the fisherman feel uncomfortable.
Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was doing
that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The fisherman says, "Havin' some problem with them circle flies?"
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's
what they're called. But I've never heard of circle flies."
"Well, sir," the fisherman replies, "circle flies hang around
farms. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found
circling around the back end of a horse."
The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. But, a moment
later he stops and asks, "Are you callin' me a horse's ass?"
"No, sir," the fisherman replies, " Have too much respect for law
enforcement to call you a horse's ass."
"That's a good thing," the Trooper says and goes back to writing the
ticket.
After a long pause, the fisherman, in his best Maine drawl says,
"Hard to fool them flies though."
:lol: :!:
